Tagging Up, Blog Style

Thanks to Eric of Off-Wing Opinion, it's my turn to dream.

If I Were a Hockey Player

Team: Washington Capitals
Uniform Number: 33 (for Don Beaupre and that Roy guy)
Position: Goalie
Nickname: The Wall

Dream Linemates: Since I'm in goal, I'd pick a defensive pairing of Rod Langway and Bobby Orr.
Rounding out the PP: Peter Bondra, Dale Hunter, and Steve Konowalchuk

Job: Stopping tons of shots -- and scoring a few empty netters too
Signature Move: The Bodacious Butterfly
Strengths: Making the opponent think they'll never score -- and having a great mask
Weaknesses: High, blocker side
Injury Problems: A series of "lower body" injuries

Equipment: Custom helmet, pads and glove to match, TPS stick with my name at the end and a great taping job

Nemesis: Matthew Barnaby
Scandal Involvement: Trying to be the first goalie to officially captain a team.

Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup Finals: The Detroit Red Wings. Still seeking revenge from the Caps' one appearance in the finals.

What I'd do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Bring it to my old high school since they don't see many real trophies there. And of course take tons of pictures of my name on Lord Stanley's Cup.

Would the media love me or hate me? Love me, of course, since I'd be king of the soundbite.

Please feel free to submit your own!