Erik's Speechless 'Survivor' Eviction

Words cannot describe Erik's actions tonight on "Survivor." But a quote from "Ren and Stimpy" might do the trick:

You stupid idiot!

Never in a million seasons did I think that a contestant -- who should have known that he'd be voted out the second he didn't have immunity -- basically sign his own eviction papers. As James put it, "I'm off the hook at stupidest 'Survivor' ever!"

Erik had settled into a nice role: win everything, watch others get voted out, hope for the best at the end. But, instead, to show "goodwill" towards Natalie, Parvati, Amanda and Cirie, he gave his well-earned individual immunity to Natalie and then became a jury member.

Honestly, the rest of the show can be summed up thusly: Erik wins reward, Erik takes Amanda on said reward, Parvati tans on Exile Island, Erik wins immunity and then gives away a shot at $1 million.

Amanda, Natalie and Cirie should have been cast on "The Godfather" because they truly gave Erik a deal he couldn't refuse. And now he'll go down as possibly the most memorable "Survivor" constant ever -- for all the wrong reasons.

DOH!